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Originally posted at: DListed
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Paul Rudd is really giving me fever in this picture for Vanity Fair. His chest hair is speaking to me. It's saying, "Brush me... pamper me.... braid me...pull me... pluck me.... wine me... din me..." If only they kept those three former and current fatties out of the picture. They are ruining The Rudd! But at least Vanity Fair spared our eyeballs by putting them in full body peen suits instead of displaying their junk. So, Vanity Fair's April issue is devoted to Comedy's New Legends! This shit includes whores like P. Rudd, Jason Segel, Jonah Hill, Amy Poehler, Will Arnett, Russell Brand and Seth Rogen. Clearly, they left out the real comedians of the year: DJ Lady Tribe, Sarah Palin and Spaghetti Cat. Spaghetti Cat can tell one million jokes with just one blank stare. It's a gift!
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