Playboy Playmate Holly Madison has run off to Vegas and gotten herself married again to yet another successful shriveled old business man but this time things are just getting weird. Here she is marrying the Tavelocity Gnome, of all people, at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino. Obviously she’s doing this garbage for publicity but that doesn’t make it right, if she wanted some real attention she could pretend to marry me and spend our honeymoon rubbing tanning cream all over my pale body. I’m a blogger, I need some color.