Fresh off her recent wedding to that little old f@#ker, here’s Holly Madison getting back to her old tricks flashing her big fake cleavage at the opening of Rhumbar at The Mirage Hotel and Casino. This is more like it, she’s back, fake hair, fake boobs and a fake smile. Just the way I like my girls, pretending to be interested in me because I’m paying them to. I even like her cute little socks for some strange reason but I especially like the way she sucks down that cocktail. Get it? Cocktail. I’ve got nothing else.