Here's Heidi Montag at the ‘G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra‘ premiere showing off her new Playboy cover. This would be interesting to me if she actually posed naked, but from what I hear she isn't, so once again she ‘s completely useless. Also, why in the world is she covered in dirt?! Shouldn’t she be covered in something else, something white? That’s the real dirt she doesn’t want to share with you…

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