• On LC's rumored sex tape: Heidi: "There are a few moments I'd like to see blasted into space forever. Like when you apologized to Lauren Conrad for the sex-tape rumors so she would come to the wedding, when we know for a fact she did have a sex tape." Spencer: " I would have said anything so you could have your dream princess wedding . . . But I was lying about being apologetic, and I hate lying . . . Yes, I facilitated the rumor, but it was true. Lauren was acting like she was little miss perfect goody two-shoes while [her ex-boyfriend] Jason Wahler was trying to shop the tape. That tape exists!"
• Heidi to Spencer on their sex life: "You know, I was never very sexual before I met you, Spencer. I knew what sex was, but when I met you I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love . . Now it's something I look forward to every minute of the day. [Joining the Mile High Club] was maybe the best experience I've ever had in my entire life . . .You're waking me up to what's possible, and it makes me want to try every new thing, doing it all kinds of waysâ€" indoors, outdoors, upside down."
• Heidi to Spencer on her implants: "Well, when I was shopping for my boobs, I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys. The women are so hotâ€" Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Marilyn Monroe, all the Playmates. So iconic . . . I honestly believe God didn't invent our bodies for us to be ashamed of them. The body is a beautiful creation. If anything, the reason I didn't show everything is because I plan to get a few more upgrades. . . I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for you."

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Images include: Kim Kardashian, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Brent Bolthouse, Nicky Hilton, Keanu Reeves, Tom Green, Benji Madden, Dylan McDermott, Jared Leto, Mena Suvari, Scott Caan, Stephanie Pratt