Here’s one of my favorite nobodies Ashley Tisdale having a hard time picking up some change off the floor in her tight acid washed jeans and hooker heels. Who would have thought picking up a few cents could be so difficult? I guess that’s the price of looking good, about thirty five cents. Not that I’m complaining, I love watching hot girls do mundane everyday activities like checking the oil in their sports cars, shaving their legs in the shower or protecting their skin at the beach by rubbing suntan lotion on their ample bosom. Obviously I observe all this through a telescopic lens, I’m not some sort of creep.