Colin Farrell's girlfriend, Polish actress Alicja Bachleda-CuruÅ›, either swallowed an entire Honey Baked Ham whole or she's got a baby brewing in her baby. I'm going to go with the latter, because Alicja has a look on her face like: "Ya, I got this." Oh, yes she does and I'm jealous of the ho.

If Alicja does have a case of the babies and Colin is the father, then the child will be his second. Colin has a 5-year-old son named Colin with Kim Bordenave.

Colin and Alicja met on the set of the movie Ondine. They have apparently been dating for only 7-months, which means shit got serious really fast. But if you were dating Colin, you'd wrap your fuck parts around his peen rod and wouldn't let go until a baby pushed it out. Truth.

VIA Pudelek