I hate to say it, but I think I need to start watching Gossip Girl, I’m a grown man so that statement sounds pretty retarded, but I think it’s the only way I’m going to get any quality time with my future ex wife Blake Lively. Here she is on the set showing off her gorgeous long legs and sweet cleavage. Come on, if they show forty-four minutes of this shit every week how could you not watch the show. Can I program my Tivo to cut out every seen that doesn’t involve Blake? I need tech support.