Here's Bruce Jenner arriving at Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom's big gay monster wedding on Sunday looking like a roasted basketball. I'm sure Kobe and Lamar accidentally played ball with Bruce's face during the reception. Anyway, TMZ is saying that Khloe and Lamar didn't actually get married on Sunday as expected. Khloe and Lamar's lawyers still have their dicks out and are trying to work out the whole prenup thing.

Once the prenup is signed, Khloe and Lamar will get married for real real. That's if their relationship lasts that long. Lamar might not want to marry Khloe when she forces him to shave her back during a full moon.

The only reason they went on with the fake wedding is so that E! could capture the beautiful famewhoring moments on camera in time for the season premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians in December.

And this is exactly why prenups are the work of the devil! They keep true soulmates like Khloe and Lamar from uniting as one in the eyes of the state and God! Actually, I should keep God out of this. It's hard to unite in front of him when he's giving you the side-eye.