I’ve never been one for fashion, I still wear a t-shirt that says ‘Pobody’s Nerfect’, so I can’t tell if this outfit Jessica Alba is wearing is hot or not. I can tell that parts of it are hot, the see through top, knee high socks and bitch boots are pretty sweet, but the old man shorts and grandma sweater have to go. If the shorts were tight short shorts and the sweater was, let’s say, Jessica Simpson. Then no question this would have been one of the sexiest outfits of the year. Better luck next time.

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