I have to admit that the idea of Lindsay Lohan topless crosses my mind more than a few times a day, mostly when I’m in the shower, but now that I’ve got these pictures from In Style magazine they don’t live up to my expectations. Don’t get me wrong she looks hot as f@#k, but less freckles and more nipples is the order of the day. I can help cover those things up with some of her self tanner, I studied fine arts and have a gentle touch. Call me.