Here’s Kim Kardashian getting a good look down her top at some sweet cleavage while out rollerblading the other day. When we do it she gets all mad, but it’s fine for her to sneak a peek. What a hypocrite! I noticed she’s not wearing any protective gear, I guess that’s because she’s already got enough padding. That was my mandatory fat ass joke. All kidding aside, I’m pretty sure that if I was Kim and had boobs and an ass like hers, I probably wouldn’t leave the house very often. Get it? Because I would be exploring my body in ways that would make my dead ancestors blush up in heaven. You get it.