Here’s my future ex-wife Blake Lively looking hot going through security at the airport the other day. I’m a little disappointed at the lack of security, I would think that this one needs to be thoroughly strip searched. I get the feeling that this girl is going to cause me a lot of heartache. I wish my teenage superhero sister Jayna was here, she’d hold my hand and know just what to say “Wonder Twin Powers, activate!”… “Form of Blake Lively’s Pillow!” …. I f@#king wish.