Here's Britney Spears in a bikini while vacationing in.. ya you guessed it by the direction of her nipples; Australia! Other than her poorly placed baby feeders, Britney is almost worthy of “MILF” status. I would’ve never thought a year ago, I'd be saying that, but I'm glad she turned herself around because it is much easier to write about her ass, than her f$#ked up psychological problems.