Obviously little person Hayden Panettiere didn’t actually get banged, that’s just inappropriate, she just got a haircut. Besides, judging by her height and boob size she’s probably around eleventeen years old so we shouldn’t even be talking about this. Here she is at some event to help save the whales… Again. I thought we saved them already, how many whales could we possibly need? Next they’ll be stealing our jobs.

more pictures of Hayden Panettiere here