Here’s Megan Fox dressed as some sort of sexy emo nerd getting herself a coffee the other day. Someone needs to tell her that Halloween is over and she can get back to dressing like the hot piece of tail that she is. Although seeing her like this makes me feel like I’ve actually got a chance to “Get With Her” as the kids say. Who am I kidding? If Brian Austin Douche can bang her so can pretty much anyone with a steady paycheck. Good luck everyone.