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The "Over The Moon" Watch
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Mario Lopez puts his penis in a woman's vagina long enough to get her pregnant, and now he's prancing and pirouetting right over the damn moon. You know the other planets are giving him the "not this bitch too" side-eye.

A source tells Star Magazine that Mario and his girlfriend Courtney Laine Mazza are expecting a baby friend together, "Mario is over the moon with joy since finding out he's having a baby. She's approximately three months pregnant and is healthy and happy.�

Mario confirmed the news to his employer Extra, "Courtney and I couldn't be more excited. I've waited my whole life to be a dad, this is a true blessing. I am looking forward to sharing this experience with my family and my family at Extra."

You know, my guess is that AC Slater got into Jessie's Spanos caffeine pills and that shit took him so high that he floated into the galaxy. I'm so NOT excited about AC being over the moon. Mario can redeem himself by naming his kid Screech, Lisa Turtle or Miss Bliss.

(Thanks to all who sent this in)

The Delusional Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree
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Yesterday morning, accidental comedienne Lindsay Lohan made us all laugh like we've never laughed before when she filed a $100 million (or 500,000 8-balls) lawsuit against E-Trade, because she believes that a Milkaholic baby named Lindsay featured in their Super Bowl commercial was based on her. LiLo was dead serious when she claimed that she is one-name famous like Madonna and Oprah. Don't use that during your set at amateur comedy night or LiLo will sue you for $100 million and White Oprah will call you a little baby.

The New York Post got White Oprah on the phone to get her thoughts on LiLo's lawsuit against E-Trade. White Oprah was gracious enough to clear her schedule of doing nothing to say this: "They're little babies doing this, mocking another child who's just trying to survive Hollywood, basically. I'm just basically glad I took a stand. I'm not going to let them do this to us anymore. Everyone knows Lindsay, like Cher or Madonna."

Oh, White Oprah, you are crazy as you are orange. You are as delusional as you are peroxide-ridden. You are as genius as you are shameless.

I mean, Lindsay Lohan is hardly a child. The girl can drive a car for fucks sake. Wait, um...bad example. The girl can go number 2 by herself for fucks sake. Wait, um...another bad example. The girl can form a complete sentence. Oh fuck. I give up. White Oprah wins! Lindsay is a child. Shame on, E-Trade! Child on child hate is the worst!

Anna Kournikova’s Legs Go On Forever
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Here’s tennis hottie Anna Kournikova in something called Capitol Mag, whatever that is, looking as hot as ever. I may be wrong but it looks like she’s basically wearing a long tube top. Brilliant. This is fashion I can get behind, pretty much anything that can be taken off in one quick pull. Maybe some tear away evening gowns or dresses that completely dissolve when they get wet. Anyhow, Anna’s body still looks pretty damn amazing, those legs seem to go on forever, I’d like to explore them at length. Enjoy.

     
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Dear Mattel, I'll Take Your Entire Stock Of Anderson Cooper Dolls
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Technically, it's a Mad Men Roger Sterling doll, but it looks more like a Mah Boo action (don't ask what kind of action) figure to my partial eyes. That pucker is unmistakable.

For just $75, the price of 2 martinis in Manhattan, you can own your very own Mad Men doll. Mattel is putting out a Joan, Roger, Don and Betty doll in July to promote the fourth season of Mad Men.

There's a few things Mattel forgot to add. First of all, where is the pair of red silk panties in Don Draper's jacket pocket? Second of all, why doesn't each doll have a Lucky Strike in their mouth and a stiff cocktail in their hand? But most important of all, where in the name of Aretha Franklin is Joan's magnificent chichis and 8th World Wonder ass?! Is there a plastic drought or something? I know we're in a recession, but Joan's body never is. They did her wrong. That doll looks more like my Asian friend Frances dressed as Ginger from Gilligan's Island for Halloween.

via Vulture

Open Post: Hosted By Burrito The Golfing Dog
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Tiger Woods should watch himself, because here comes a hotter bitch who not only dresses better than him, but I'm sure Burrito has humped on more plastic toys too. And let's not even talk about Tiger's lipstick vs. Burrito's lipstick. No, seriously, let's not.

Best Week Ever put up this clip from 2008 of Burrito the Golfing Chihuahua showing off his skills on the Today Show. Burrito's owner says he does absolutely everything with her which includes kayaking (where's the video of that?), shopping, horseback riding, stalking her ex-husband and crying into a pillow every night. Okay, I made those last two up.

Burrito pretty much sucks when it comes to playing golf, but I don't think he's trying to hit the ball. I think Burrito's trying to raise the club high enough so he can hit his owner in the ankles.

Posted by: Michael K
Megan Fox On All Fours
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Dakota Fanning Doing Cherry Bomb - The Video!
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Jessica Simpson Disappoints!
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Jessica Alba Sizzles In Russian Cosmo
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Sofia Vergara’s Killer Side Booty Shots
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The Photoshop Awards: Gerard Butler & Jennifer Aniston's W Magazine Cover
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Mmm… Penelope Cruz Bites Her Lip!
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Kim Kardashian Takes Her Bodacious Curves Out For A Walk
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Megan Fox’s Harper’s Bazaar Outtake Photo Just Blew My Mind
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A Trailer For A Trailer For A Trailer
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Megan Fox Has An Outtake
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A Quote From Detention Hall
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Audrina Knows What's Up
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Demi Moore Is A Great Mom
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Kim Kardashian Is Relaxing
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The Christmas Trees Have Won!
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Lindsay Is Really Doing This
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1971-2010
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Corey Haim Has Died
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Kim Kardashian’s Secret Cleavage
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Cameron Diaz Hidden Camera Leg Show
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Whitney Port’s Sexy Faces In A Little Skirt
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Hollywood Tuna's AmaTuna Moment - Busty Babe In Baby Pool
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Rachel Bilson Is A Slob!
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SoCal Val Picture Moment
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